8/11/09 Round Up Of Music News – Pole Dancing For Pedo Bear 5 PM Edition

We save you the trouble of going to a million websites and just tell you what garbage is worth skimming over.
Jet Singer Collapses Twice on Stage in London – on a normal day has-beens passing out would be no news
The 10th Annual Gathering Of The Juggalos: Remembered – Shaggy two dope won the best incest campfire story for the 8th year in a row
Matador Records Co-Owner Gerard Cosloy’s House Burns Down
Bon Iver’s Side Project Volcano Choir Release Song – don’t worry no auto-tune
Man Arrested for Punching Police Horse After Lollapalooza– THIS IS HOW SLOW THE SUMMER NEWS IS RIGHT NOW! Pitchfork is posting this garbage!

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