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- Dave Matthews’ ‘Big’ Debuts At No. 1 On Billboard 200.. Lots of fat old white people will be making love to it this weekend
- Trent Reznor Quits Web 2.0, Offers Cutting Advice To Haters
- Rock Band: Green Day?
- The Jesus Lizard consummates reunion with reissues
- Kanye West to Tour With Lady Gaga, dubbed The Whiner And The Tranny Tour
- Air Soundtrack Short Film
- Mayhem’s tour collapses! Absolute Mayhem!
- Lauryn Hill Cancels Entire European Tour, white people were showing up for some reason so she decided to let her baby starve