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- Morrissey Cancels Even More Gigs
- Warned Brothers is doomed… DOOMED have fun with that 9% interest rate guys!
- New Killswitch Engage track
- Kevin Lyman promoter of the Warped Tour write bulletins like the 15 year olds who attend the tour
- Will buying a banjo make my personal brand more authentic? [via Sufjan Stevens Theory]
- No re-trial: Phil Spector to spend 19 years studying the reverb inside a jail cell
- Even in interviews, Animal Collective prefers to remain obfuscated (and pretends not to know what you’re talking about)
- Trent Reznor invites Tom Morello on tour (but insists Chris Cornell stays home – only room enough for 1 angry white dude)
- Eating a KFC Chicken Sandwich doesn’t necessarily entitle you to a free Ciara album (foiled again!)